Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals? Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why is it called Justice League of America? Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

That holocaust joke reminded me of this one I heard about 2 Mexican dudes. 2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other. Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag tattoo, and I even started my own business! I'm living the American dream! What about you? Mexican guy 2: Go back to Mexico, spic!!