A Gorgeous Young Redhead Goes into the Doctorâs Office... She said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. âImpossible!â says the doctor. âShow me.â The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor took off his glasses and said, âYouâre not really a redhead, are you? âWell, noâ she said, âIâm actually a blonde. I just dyed my hair last week.â âI thought so,â the doctor said. âYour finger is broken.â