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The smartest dog One day, two women were arguing about whose dog is smarter. The first woman says, "My dog's so smart, every morning he waits for the paper-boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me." The second woman replies, "I know.." The first woman, surprisingly ask, "How do YOU know?" The second woman says, "My dog told me."

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