3 men are riding in an airplane over their city 3 guys were in a Cessna Airplane flying over the city they lived in. The first man said ""I love my city so much, I'm gonna drop this 50 cent coin out the window for someone to find. That will make their day!"" So he threw it out. The second man pulled out a roll of coins and said ""I love my city so much that I'll throw this whole roll of coins out the window! And he threw it out. The third man hated his city, so he pulled out an incendiary grenad…

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, ""What is three times three?"" ""274"" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man, ""It's your turn. What is three times three?"" ""Tuesday"", replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, ""Okay, your turn. What's three times three""? ""Nine"", says the third man. ""That's great!"" says the doctor. ""How did you get that""? ""Simple,"" says the third man. ""I subtracted 274 from Tuesday.""

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, ""What is three times three?"" ""274,"" came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, ""It's your turn. What is three times three?"" ""Tuesday,"" replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, ""Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"" ""Nine,"" says the third man. ""That's great!"" says the doctor. ""How did y…

At the maternity ward... Three men sit in the maternity ward of a hospital. The orderly comes in and says to the first man ""Congratulations sir! you are the proud father of two healthy twins!"" the man replies ""Hah! what a coincidence! I work at Twin City Motors!"" whereupon he hoes into the ward to be with his wife. a few minutes pass, before the orderly returns and says to the second man ""Congratulations, sir! you are the proud father of three healthy triplets!"" to which he replies ""Hah! …