There's a boy named Bonnie... There's a boy named Bonnie. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy. After years of dating, he works up the courage to ask her to marry him. She says yes, and he's so happy. When their first child is born, a girl, he lets the wife name her, because he still feels so lucky and fortunate just to be wi…

Johnny Digdeeper A freshman in high school named Johnny Digdeeper was always sheltered by his parents. He always had to ask permission to do anything, was never allowed to play outside alone, and wasn't even allowed to stay home by himself. One night Johnny's parents were going to an adult only wedding, so naturally, they got a baby sitter for Johnny. The baby sitter was a junior in high school that lived down the road. What these parents didn't know was that this baby sitter was an extremely...…

The Note There was once a boy called John. John, as a child, was extremely dull. When he failed his first grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to second grade. When he failed his second grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to third grade. When he failed his third grade test, his father came to school and showed a note to the teacher, and he was promoted to fourth grade. When he failed hi…

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