3 Men are waiting in line to go to Hell… The Devil decides he’s going to have a little fun and says, “Look, you don’t have to go to hell IF you’re able to stump me with an unachievable task.” Each guy started brewing up a plan to try and deceive the devil. One of them is ready and says, “Okay, Devil. I died in an explosion. I task you with finding the picture that was in my pocket when I died.” The Devil immediately got to work. He swooped down to Earth and found the man’s death site. He found every little piece of the photograph, re-constructed the burnt pieces, and handed him the picture. Completely baffled, the man is sent off to Hell. The second man looks and says, “Okay, Devil. I lost my finger in a work accident 40 years ago. I task you with finding my finger in its entirety.” Again, the Devil swooped down to Earth. Similarly to the first task, he found the biohazard landfill that his finger was dumped at, rummaged through the depths of the garbage mountains, reconstructed every decomposed molecule, cell, and bone, and returned the man his finger. Shocked, the man was sent to Hell. Finally, the third man approaches. The Devil says, “Wanna give up?” The man says, “No, I have my task for you. But first I need you to bring me a pen and an aluminum can.” Confused, but intrigued, the Devil obliges and returns to the man with a pen and a can. The man jabs a series of holes into the closed end of the can. He holds the open end of the can to his ass and rips a BIG one. He says, “ Okay, Devil. Which hole did it come out of?” The Devil rolls his eyes, sniffs the can, and realizes. “Hang on, I’m not stupid. It came out of ALL the holes you punched in the can.” The man says “Nope!” He points to his butt and says, “IT CAME OUT OF THIS ONE” I’m sorry for subjecting you to this x_x ;-;