Mom knows EVERYTHING John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldnтАЩt help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye. Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, тАЬI can see your wheels turning Mom and I know what youтАЩre thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly roommates.тАЭ A few days later, Judy went to John and said, тАЬYou know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I canтАЩt seem to find it. You donтАЩt think she would have taken it, do you?тАЭ тАЬI doubt it, but IтАЩll write her a letter just to be sure,тАЭ replied John. John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter: тАЬDear Mom, While IтАЩm not saying you тАШdidтАЩ take a gravy ladle from my house, and IтАЩm not saying you тАШdidnтАЩtтАЩ take a gravy ladle, the fact remains that ever since you were here for dinner one has been missing. Love, Your son.тАЭ Several days later, John received a reply from his mother which read: тАЬDear John, While I am not saying you тАШdoтАЩ sleep with Judy, and IтАЩm not saying you тАШdonтАЩtтАЩ sleep with her, the fact remains that she would have found the gravy ladle by now if she were sleeping in her own bed. Love, Mom.тАЭ