An Irishman walks into a bar. . . . . . and there is only one other guy in the bar. He goes down and sits next to the guy. He orders a big beer. The other guy says, “I couldn’t help noticing by your accent you seem to be from Ireland.” The other guy says, “As a matter of fact I am. Let’s drink to Ireland.” And they do and tell the bartender to set them up again. Then one asks, “Where are you from in Ireland?” The other says,”I’m from Dublin.” The other exclaimed, “That’s amazing! I’m from Dublin! Let’s drink to Dublin!” So they drink up and order more. One asks, “By the way, where did you go to school in Dublin?” The other replies, “I went to St. Mary’s in ‘59.” The other speaks up and says, “That’s amazing! I went to St. Mary’s in ‘59!. Let’s drink to St. Mary’s!” The phone rings behind the bar. The bartender answers, “O’Toole’s.” The person on the phone says, “This is Eddie Shawnessey. I’m wonderin’ if there’s anything going on down there tonight?” The bartender replies, “ Not much. Just the O’Grady twins getting drunk again.”