A guy driving a Kia pulls up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The Kia driver rolls down his window and shouts to the Rolls-Royce driver: "Hey, you have a really nice car! Just curiously, does it have Wi-Fi? Because my Kia has Wi-Fi!" The other driver rolls down his window and responds, "Yes, my Rolls-Royce has Wi-Fi." Kia driver: "Cool! Does your Rolls have a fridge too? Because my Kia has a fridge in the back seat!" Rolls driver *(slightly annoyed)*: "Yes, there's a fridge in here too." Kia driver: "Wow! What about a TV? Because my Kia has a TV in the back seat!" Rolls driver *(very annoyed)*: "Yes, I have one in here too. Sir, Rolls-Royce is one of the finest luxury vehicle brands in the world; I'm certain that whatever amenities your Kia has, my Rolls has the same and then some." Kia driver: "Oh I bet! Say, is there a bed in there too? Because I have a bed in the back of my Kia!" Upset that his car does not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce speeds away angrily. He drives straight to the dealer and orders a custom-designed bed to be installed in the back. A week later, he picks up the Rolls-Royce with the newly installed bed, complete with marvelous silk sheets and fine mahogany trimming. The man then drives the Rolls-Royce around all day looking for that same Kia driver from before. Finally, he finds the Kia in a parking lot, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The Rolls driver gets out and knocks on the Kia's window. The Kia driver sticks his head out, his hair soaking wet. Rolls driver *(arrogantly)*: "Look, now I have an amazing bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce!" Kia driver: "You got me out of the shower for that?!"