A woman gets a phone call from the brewery where her husband works. âMrs Smith, there was a terrible accident, your husband fell inside one of the big beer vats and drownedâŠâ Mrs Smith bursts in tears, the person on the other side of the line tries to alleviate her grief âYou know, your husband didnât sufferâ âDrowning is a horrible way to die! How do you know?â âWe know, the cameras show that he went 3 times to the bathroomsâ