my favorite part of nascar is when I vomit all over my shirt and car after the race., desecrating the logos of the brands that enslave me

I think there are no black guys in NASCAR because the seats won't recline and there's no room for a gangsta lean.

I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.

There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans.