There were these two statues in a park. They depicted two lovers, always straining towards each other, but never able to touch. One day, an angel flew down from heaven and said to these statues, "You have been such excellent statues across many years! God has decreed that as a reward for being such good statues, you will be granted one day of life and freedom. After that, you will return to your statue form." Well the day came, and the statues burst into life. The lovers lept from their plinths, and rushed off giggling into the nearest thicket of bushes. The angel, overcome with curiosity, crept closer and closer, straining to hear what was happening. At first there was just giggling and grunting, until the angel heard; "Ok, now it's your turn to hold the pidgeon down, and it's my turn to shit on its head".