"The toilet is overflowing." -Sir Isaac Newton

CARTOON LAWS OF PHYSICS Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pasture land. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over. Cartoon Law II Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly. Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on fo…

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. The Gravity of this Situation.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead.