We're doing married golfer jokes now? One day a man and his wife are golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, doglegs right around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. His wife hating to see him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion. "…

A doctor was checking up on his Patient at the psychiatric hospital Doctor: How are you feeling? Patient: I keep fantasizing about baboons playing soccer. Doctor: Ok, I will give you medicine today, you'll stop fantasizing... Patient: Give me the medicine tomorrow, today it's the finals!

Dentist A man came to dentist to check his teeth. After the examination the dentist said that everything was alright, but asked the man for a favor. \- No problem. What favor? \- Could you please now start screaming at the top of your lungs? \- But why? I feel no pain, and you say all is fine? \- Look! There are 10 people waiting behind this door, and I'm in a rush to get to a soccer game on time!

Does it hurt anymore? A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs. Fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor.