So I went on a date with my girlfriend... Her name was Lorraine. We went to this park in my hometown and crossed a bridge that went over small pond. We stopped in the middle and were right about to kiss when she lost her balance and tumbled over the side of the bridge. She hit her head on a rock at the bottom and died right there. The next day, I went into work and said hi to the secretary Claire-lee. I had a secret crush on her for the past few months. All of a sudden, I was overcome with joy w…

Cheating in a joke. A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.""

Dating Dilemna There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Kleerly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Kleerly and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Kleerly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was no…

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.""