A Man Is Driving Down a Highway, When He Sees a Priest Hitchhiking So, being a good catholic, he picks him up. They drive a bit further down the highway, when the man then spots a well-known lawyer hitchhiking as well. Remembering that this man represented his ex wife during their divorce, an impulse of anger causes him to aim his car right at the lawyer. He then recalls the priest in his car, and at the last minute, swerves to miss him. The man then turns to the priest and says, "Father, forgive me, I nearly hit that lawyer!" The Priest responds with, "Don't worry, my son, he was my altar boys lawyer too, I got him with the door!"