From an old National Lampoon record A guy walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The comedian comes out for his first act of the evening and says, a guy walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The comedian comes out for his second act of the evening and says, a guy walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. Just then, a guy in the audience says, I think I've heard this before. The comedian says, maybe you caught my first act. The man says, not lik…

The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs... He is finishing his treatise on comparative religions, when Dopey raises his hand to ask a question. ""Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"" ""No, Dopey,"" responds the Pontiff, ""there are not."" ""Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?"" Dopey asked. ""No, Dopey,"" chuckles the Pope, ""there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."" ""Mr. Pope,"" Dopey asked pleadingly, ""are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"" ""No, Dopey,"" the …

A man walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The show begins and the comedian comes out for his first show of the evening. The comedian says ""A man walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The show begins and the comedian comes out for his second show of the evening.. The show begins and the comedian says ""A man walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm"". Just then a man in the front row stands up and says ""I think I've heard this before"". The…

Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!