Why aren't there any Muslims on Star Trek? The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a U.S. Marine General. As they talked the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what i have seen in America." The General said, "well anything i can do to help" The Iranian whispered, "my son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Kirk who is American, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty…

How do you get America to join a World War? Tell them it's almost over.

How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.