I finally got around to reading Stephen Hawkins’s last book. It was about time.#Stephen#Hawkinss0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That.#Stephen#Starbucks0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands.#Stephen#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, "you're not my real hen!" and run away#Stephen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp