Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries.

Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs.

Lesbian Couple Waits Outside of Chipotle So They Can Begin There Day Jasmine and Crystal spend most there Sunday mornings--not at church--but getting up earlier enough so they have a nice workout session of P90x and, most importantly, to grab some lunch at Chipotle. ""After a long week of work,"" Jasmine said with News reporter Ann Rox, ""I like to enjoy my early mornings with a nutrition, delicious burrito bowl""--after cheerfully adding--""and the tortilla on the side!"" Crystal, Jasmine longt…

"I" before "E" Except after "old McDonald had a farm."