If u had Hitler & a guy who doesnt mute the keyboard on his iPhone in a room & could only kill one, would u give Hitler the dead guys phone?

[goes back in time to murder baby Hitler] wow long line of people here to kill him [goes back to murder myself] how is this line even longer

OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won

My grand dad died in a consentration camp... John and Heimler took the night train, they were going to this awsome party, and were really drunk. John liked to joke around using the name Hitler in every sentence, to Heimlers irritation. After a while Heimle stood up and yelled ""ENOUGH JOHN!!!"" scaring the man white. ""Did you know my grand dad died in a concentration camp during world war II John?"" Said Heimler very angry towards John. John knew at this instant that he had hurt Heimler's feeli…