Chuck Norris once skydived and the parachute failed to open while mid-air The next day, he demanded a refund.#Chuck Norris0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes#Chuck Norris#Blonde0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding.#Chuck Norris#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery#Chuck Norris#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp