I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it.

So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA), signed into law by President John Kerry shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition. ""Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,"" said Kerry, a longt…

I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american racehorses. This must be one of the great ironies of the horse racing industry. If a horse wins its races it gets put on the front of a postage stamp. If it loses it gets put on the back!