[high] ME: dude, NASA faked the moon landing FRIEND: wait, u mean- ME: yep, the moon never landed at all, it's still out there somewhere

NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks

Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.

First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING