If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European

Watching WWII documentaries, it's always so heart wrenching when Poland is invaded and London is bombed by the Alt-Right.

british cops are calld "bobbys"& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england

[England 1320] "Dearest fair lady, thou art the finest in the land. Allow me to gaze upon thee soon. My love grows." *waits 6 months* "K"