An elderly couple are at the doctorâs office for their annual checkup. The husband goes in first. After the doctor runs all of his tests, he tells the man that all was well. The man says: âThank you doctor, but I wonât be coming around here no more. God will take care of me the rest of the way.â The doctor looks at the man, a bit puzzled and says: âHow do you figure that?â The man replies: âLast night I got up to go to the bathroom to pee, and when I opened the door to the bathroom, God turned the light on for me, and when I closed it, God turned the light off! He is guiding me through life!â The doctor then sends the man on his way and his wife comes in. Doc says: âNow youâre husband was talking a little strangely, he says that he wonât come in anymore and that God turned the light on and off for him when he went to use the bathroom last night!â His wife shakes her head at the doctor and says: âGod dammit - heâs pissing in the fridge again!â