Angel's Food vs. Devil's Food In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, ""You want chocolate with that?"" And Man said, ""Yes!"" and Woman said, ""and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles."" And they ga…

Saw a couple get married, on top of a giant slide, sponsored by McDonalds and witnessed by Ronald McDonald... They substitute I do with I'm lovin it...; And... The Ring Bear was named Small Fry. And...One hell of a reception was had at the Play Place ball pit. ** How dare you all make fun of their (happy) day! ** And... Happy Meal Toys were wedding favors And... Their cake was replaced with Apple Pie packets stacked together. #MCMARRIED Ronald Trump makes merica great again.

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, ""You want fries with that?"" And Man said, ""Super size them."" And Man gained pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he…

Creation of Medical Insurance In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that ?" And Man said, "Yes !" and Woman said, "and as …