What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal.

Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit.

Crazy Old White Guy: Best Aggie Joke for 2012: The Aggie Tree Expert A new graduate from Texas A&M named Bubba from College Station Texas decided to travel across the State of TEXAS to see God'S country. When he got to CARTHAGE in east TEXAS, he liked the place so much that he decided to stay. But first he had find a job!!!! Bubba walked into the International Paper Company office and filled out an application as an experienced log inspector. It was his lucky day!! They just happened to be …

Yee-haw Emotional extremes The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. ""Just to establish some parameters,"" said the professor to the student from Arkansas, ""What is the opposite of joy?"" ""Sadness,"" said the student. And the opposite of depression?"" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. ""Elation,"" said she. ""And you sir,"" he said to the young man from Texas, ""how about the opposite of woe?"" The Texan replied, ""Sir, I believe that would be …