If countries were in Highschool Imagine countries are people in high school. you have America. they are the guy that just good at anything and has the ego to show it, good at sports, intelligent, good looking and witty but they cant help but shove it down your throat. then you got his sidekicks like Australia who is just in the back egging America on like ""yeah get him, get him, UPPERCUT TO THE JAW!!!"". Britain is the person who has past differences with people, might've been a few wars here a…

For the Australians out there! Tony was at school this morning when the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out: Policeman, Fireman, Salesman, etc. But Tony was being uncharacteristically quiet and so teacher asked him about his father. 'My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep…

As an Aussie, Americans always ask me where in Australia *isn’t* there anything trying to kill me… “School” I tell them.

Teacher: “Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?” Student: “Sun” Teacher: “Why?” Student: “We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia!”