A Russian man lives all alone in a cabin One day, someone from the government shows up and tells him that due to a map surveyor's error in the 1940s, the cabin he lives in was mistakenly marked as part of Russia, but in fact, it's actually a part of Belarus. "Oh thank God!" the man exclaims. "I don't think I would have been able to stand another Russian winter here."

Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens.

I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.

Letting Russia host the Winter Olympics feels a little bit like letting Voldemort host the Quidditch Cup.