I won't believe Johnny Depp is engaged until I've seen he's put a ring, 90 bracelets, 7 scarves, a fedora and an ugly pair of glasses on it.

Working on a theory that Johnny Depp died shortly after The Rum Diary and filthy scarves and wigs are simply wheeled onto movie sets now

Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet.

I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves.