Olympic tennis gold medalist gets to Australia and goes through customs. -Have you ever been convicted of a crime? -I didn’t know that was still a requirement

Why wasn’t Jesus born in modern day Australia? Because God wouldn’t be able to find find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Did you hear that the next season of Stranger Things will be shot in Australia? The kids have to defeat a monster from the Right Way Up.

Which prison has the best food? Australia.