Why is it so hard to solve homicides in Alabama? Because the DNA always matches and the dental records never exist!

Why are crimes so hard to solve in Alabama ? Because their are no dental records and all the DNA matches

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else it would be a teethbrush