Be careful what you wish for.. A man walks into a bar one day carrying a paper bag. He sits at the bar and orders a drink. After pouring him his drink the barthender is overcome with curiosity and asks the man about the bag. Glad to oblige, the man pulls out a tiny piano, and stool. Then he pulls out a small man, standing about a foot tall. The man sits at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. ""That's amazing!"" cries the bartender. ""Where did you get that?"" ""I wished for it."" said the ma…

So Beethoven Died... [So Beethoven Died](http://www.1976ad.com/2011/09/08/so-beethoven-died/) When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran an…

When Beethoven Passed Away, He Was Buried In A Courtyard A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened f…

The town drunk walked past Beethoven's grave Suddenly, he started hearing music. He stumbled into the town square and said ""There's music coming from the cemetery! come quick!"" Soon, a crowd gathered around the grave and sure enough, the music was playing. There it was, Ninth symphony, then the Eighth, then the Seventh, and etc. It caught the attention of a detective who walked by. He entered the crowd and stated: ""It's no big deal, it's just Beethoven decomposing""