"That's not Captain Kirk." is what I like to say just after the pilot makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head.

My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations.

Is William Shatner the past version of William Shitner?

Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write "Where's Captain Kirk?" in the comments.