Elf cop:"We got a robbery in progress on Candy Cane lane. Hit the light Rudolf! *Rudolf sticks nose through sunroof*

I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle So I say to my wife ""It's raining"" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) ""Actually, I think it's snowing"". This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, ""Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"" He glances over and replies, ""raining, ofcourse"". I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, ""See, Rudolf the red knows rain dea…

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead. Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today, when the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane

A couple are walking through St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve They feel a slight precipitation. The man says, "I think it's raining." His wife disagrees, "No, it's snowing!" Unable to agree, the man says, "why don't we ask the nice Communist officer over here? He's always right! Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?" "Definitely raining," said the officer before walking off. "See?" the husband says, "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."