A horse and a ram were sitting in a bar. ""Fancy another beer?"" said the horse. ""It's thirsty work pulling that cart all day."" ""I know what you mean,"" replied the ram. ""I've been stuck in a field all afternoon with no protection whatsoever from the sun. And the only water we get comes in a through that is filled with grass, muck and wool. I've been gasping for a cold beer since about three o'clock."" ""It's appalling the working conditions we have to endure."" said the horse. ""Tell me abo…

A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital.. A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. ""How are you grandpa? he asks. ""Feeling fine,"" says the old man. ""What's the food like?"" ""Terrific, wonderful menus."" ""And the nursing?"" ""Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."" ""What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"" ""No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go…

Lunch First time posting. Sorry for the bad grammar and punctuation. There were three construction workers an English and Indian and a Chinese. Everyday at 12 o'clock they'd sit down and eat their lunch. They'd been working at this construction site for a month and everyday they would have the same food. The English man had his fish and chip. The Indian man had his rice and curry and the Chinese man had his chow mein. One lunch time, fed up with their lunch they decided if they had the same lunc…

A Couple Went on a Cruise... A couple had been dating for a while, and the man loved the woman very much. He decided he wanted to propose, so he purchased an expensive ring, booked a spectacular cruise, and told his girlfriend to meet him at the fanciest restaurant on the boat at seven. He got there a bit early--around six o'clock--to prepare. The entrance to the restaurant was across from the railing of the boat, and he looked out into the sea and pondered this huge event. He took out the ring …