Why I didn't get the job... I applied for an executive position at a major corporation. They called me in for an interview with the board of directors, and it went pretty well. The next day I got a call... it was the vice president on the line! "Listen, sir", he told me, "you left me very impressed yesterday. But there's another candidate for the job. Very similar education and work background, impressive interview... it's practically a tie between you two". "Really? So which one of us ar…

Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration? The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end. It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.