Little boy in custody battle. Hey mother and father were in a heated custody battle for their son. The judge asks the little boy,""Do you want to go live with your mother?"". Little boy replied,""No she beats me."" The judge says ""Oh,do you want to live with your dad?"". Once again the little boy replied "" No, he beats me."" so the judge asks,""Well who do you want to live with?"". Little boy looks at the judge and says, ""The Dallas Cowboys they don't beat anybody.""

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time.

Two parents are getting a divorce... The judge gets to the point in which custody of their only daughter should be decided, he begins by asking her ""Do you want to live with your daddy?"" she replies, ""No, he beats me"" the judge then asks, ""Do you want to live with your mommy?"" she replies, ""No, she beats me"" finally the judge asks, ""who do you want to live with then?"" ""The Dallas Cowboys, they don't beat anyone!""