Nurse Jenny Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. ""She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."" said one doctor. ""Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"" The second doctor said, ""That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy ne…

A doctor says to his patient, ""I have good new and bad news..."" Patient: ""I'd like the good news first"" Doctor : ""Well, you're going to have a disease named after you...""

More dark humour After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, ""Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, ""I'll have the bad news first doctor"". The doctor replies, ""We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair"". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. ""Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news"". The doctor replies, ""He'…

A doctor says to his patient... A Doctor says to his patient: ""I have some good news... and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"" Patient: ""Give me the bad news first."" Doctor: ""The bad news is... we're going to have to amputate your feet."" Patient: ""and what's the good news?!!!"" Doctor: ""The good news is, the guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers.""