Why can’t pilots play violin? Because they always have Boeing issues

There was a friendly soccer match between the employees of Boeing and Airbus. How did the referee die? He blew the whistle at the end so Boeing killed him.

Ddi you hear Boeing has adopted a new corporate motto? "When one door closes, another one opens."

I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes? This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize the ‘mispronouncing words’ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me: *A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing". The pilot, …