WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED.

What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor

Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control.

[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man