Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway... and this cop pulls him over. The cop says, ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies, ""No, but I know exactly where I am!""

Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding... The cop asked ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" ""Not a clue,"" Heisenberg replied. ""But I know exactly where I am.""

Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am.""

Science jokes Thought i'd make a post compiling a few of my favourite science jokes. You can add your favourites in the comments below. Q: How many physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to rotate the universe around it. Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an automobile mechanic? A: The quantum mechanic doesn't have to open his garage door to get his car out. Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. The officer …