guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog

My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it.

The Best Women in Europe An Englishman, A Frenchman and a Russian are debating who has the women. The Englishman says, ""English women are the best. When they sit on a horse their feet can touch the ground. It's not because our horses are short, but because English women have the longest legs in Europe!"" The Frenchman replies, ""That's nothing. When you put your hands around a Frenchwoman's waist your thumbs and fingers touch. It's not because Frenchmen have long fingers, but because Frenchwome…

A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada... A goose is flying over the border between the US and Canada. You can hear two shots and the bird falls to the ground. Two hunters arrive at the same time to find the bird lying right on the border and they immediately start arguing about who shot the bird and who should be able to keep it. Finally, the Canadian hunter comes up with a suggestion: ""You know what: We'll settle this like real men. We'll kick each other in the balls unti…