A Kit Kat A man walks into a gas station and tells the woman behind the counter that he would like a Kit Kat Chunky. When she brings him back a Kit Kat Chunky, he says, ""No, I wanted a regular Kit Kat, you fat bitch.""

Daughter: Dad, can I have some Kit Kat for my snack tonight? Me: Absolutely not D: Why? M: Because I said so D: Because you ate them? M: Yes

My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!

Skinny friend: Bananas are super high in sugar. Why would you eat them if you want to lose weight? Me: Good point. *Grabs Kit Kat