My grandpappy didn't come here from Norway so a black president could let immigrants park their low-riders in front of my liquor store!

The ice fishing contest An ice fishing contest is held between Norway and Sweden. The teams from each country get up early and set up their gear at opposite sides of a lake. After about half an hour, the Norwegians haul up their first fish. The Swedes can hear them cheer from across the lake. Then another one bites, and throughout the day they catch a bunch of fish. The Swedes on the other hand can't even get a nibble. Thenext day the same thing happens, and the Swedes are yet to catch even one …

My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway.

What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus