Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.

Woman beater A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: ""What happened?"" Woman: ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."" Doctor: ""I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."" Two weeks later the woman comes back t…

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue... A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: ""What happened?"" Woman: ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."" Doctor: ""I have a real good medicine for that. When your husbandcomes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishingand swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."" Two …

the head brewmasters of Budweiser, Miller, and Guinness walk into a bar.. the brewmaster of Budweiser orders first and proudly asks for the most popular brew in America, a Bud Light. the brewmaster of Miller smiles and asks for a true original, a Miller Lite. the brewmaster of Guinness winces and orders a Diet Coke. ""a Diet Coke?!,"" exclaim the others.. ""don't you drink Guinness?"" ""well shit no one else was having beer I didn't want to be the only one,"" he complained.