An artist is commissioned to create a painting to celebrate Soviet-Polish relations... to be entitled 'Lenin in Poland'. Around a month later the artist unveils his painting to a crowd of Soviet dignitaries, and it is greeted by gasps of disgust The painting depicts Lenin's wife in bed with Leonid Trotsky One of the assembled guests asks 'But where is Lenin?' To which the artist replied, 'Lenin's in Poland'

Lenin in Poland In the early 1970's Brezhnev announces to the Politburo that he is making a state visit to Poland, and that in honor of the trip he wishes to bring the Polish people a momentous gift. It is decided that Brezhnev should bring a large painting entitled "Lenin In Poland." After all, what could be a more meaningful expression of Soviet-Polish solidarity than a portrait of Lenin, the god of Soviet communism, visiting Poland? Unfortunately, Lenin never visited Poland, and the "great m…

Lenin in Poland An artist is commissioned by the USSR to make a painting commemorating relations between the Soviet Union and Poland, to be titled "Lenin in Poland." A large ceremony is held at the Kremlin for its unveiling. When the painting is revealed, the guests gasp — the painting shows Lenin's wife in bed with Leon Trotsky. "This is a travesty!" Shouts one guest. "Where is Lenin?" The painter replies "Lenin is in Poland."

Stalin is dead and things have begun to lighten up a bit relatively speaking An old couple live in an apartment in Moscow and she sends him down to buy some meat for supper. After queueing for the obligatory three hours he gets to the counter and the woman says 'No more meat, meat finished'. He cracks and starts raving 'I fought in the Revolution, I fought for Lenin in the First World War and for Stalin in the Second World War and we are still in this shit?' One of the leather-jacketed brigade t…