Me: Sometimes I think I have more imaginary conversations than real ones. Scarlett Johansson: That's very interesting.

Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Surprised Scarlett Johansson didn't leg sweep Travolta, throw him over her should onto his back and put her foot on his throat.

I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?