Paddy has just correctly answered the £500,000 question on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.
He has only one question standing between him and the £1m jackpot.
"Which of these birds does not live in a nest?
A) Thrush, B) Kestrel, C) Blue Tit, D) Cuckoo"
Paddy has one lifeline left, phone a friend. He decides to call Murphy, the owner of his local pub. Murphy agrees, and immediately shouts "It's a cuckoo!" Paddy goes with that answer and wins the jackpot.
That evening, Paddy was round at Murph…